まずは、これ。
ランディ、すまねぇ！せっかくの名演説が、おいらのクソ誤訳で台無しになっちまっただ。
ここは原文では
And so what have we learned through this ordeal? The Internet went away. It came back. But for how long we do not know. We cannot take the Internet for granted any longer. We as a country must stop over-logging-on. We must use the Internet only when we need it. It's easy for us to think we can just use up all the Internet we want. But if we don't treat the Internet with the resPECT that it deserves, it cuold one day be gone forever. So let us learn to live with the Internet, not for it. No more browsing for no apparent reason, no more mindlessly surfing on our laptops while watching television. And finally, We must learn to only use the Internet for porn twice a day. Max.
こうなってるだよ。
Maxを「最高！」なんて訳しちまったおいらの糞誤訳は最高に面白いだべ？！
